Marca - When Does Casual Flirting Cross the Line?

Sidenote: I know some couples like to go to the club together. I do not understand this at all. Perhaps those of you that go to club as a tandem can shed some light on why this is a good idea. But I’ll let you know, if you have a jealous bone in your body, seeing some woman’s puppies all leashed and begging for emancipation is not something your man is going to be able to pretend doesn’t exist. It just isn’t.

So anyway, you’re at the club. So say you go to the bar to get a drink and the bartender starts flirting with you…in front of your S.O. But say said flirting gets you a free drink…for your S.O.

Hmm.

If you’re the S.O. would you be pissed? You know your man/woman doesn’t want anything to do with this bartender, but it got you a benefit. In fact, chances are that the flirting was only done because (especially with you in earshot) it was possible to get a drink for you. Now, it is a free drink which in some ways could just make them a cheap bastard…however…you’re out with them so unless you’re one of those folks who could only get a subprime mortgage I’ll assume that you have good taste (you probably don’t).

I guess my main question is this – is there ever any flirting that your S.O. could do that would be considered okay?

People flirt all the time and don’t even realize it. I’ve been told that I’m a flirt. I think I’m just nice and smile and speak to everybody. I’ll have a conversation with a tree.

Hmm….this also begs another question. If you flirt but you don’t realize it, can you get in trouble? I’m just a ball of questions right now. Kind of like a toddler, except totally older.

For instance, for my menfolks, how would you feel if a man offered to buy your woman a diamond necklace, no strings attached, because he was rich and dumb and was just feeling like being benevolent to a beautiful woman? Would you tell her to say hell no because you didn’t want no other man buying your woman anything? I suppose if its something she wanted you’d not want to feel inadequate by not being able to get your woman something she wants. But at the same time, it’s money you can spend on her in other ways. Right?

Right?

Or wrong?

I mean it benefits both of you all. She gets some jewelry she wants and you don’t have to spend any money and she doesn’t have to boink him. It’s like the perfect trifecta of the come up.

As a man, there’s no reason any woman would ever do you like that with no strings attached. If a woman gives you some expensive stuff, well you’re going to have to schlump her. Luckily she’ll probably be 90 and almost dead anyway so you won’t have to do it long.

I once made a joke to my girlfriend about knocking up one Russell’s nieces so that me and her could be set for life. Needless to say she was fervently against this (as any normal person should be), but the principle of perhaps doing something slightly wrong for the greater good of the couple…???

What say you? Discuss.

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